February 2012
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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peetacrux:
I bet The Academy are all death eaters pissed as fuck that Voldemort died.
It’s the only explanation I can think of.
The only explanation.
THE ONLY ONE.
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News just in: Hugo beats Harry Potter and the...
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
witheringintonothing:
not even going to chance it
Same^
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silentbobett:
Okay we get it.
Frank Iero posing with a sea lion statue was pretty ‘cool’ the first two billion times.
It’s not that fucking great.
ITS A REAL SEA LION SHUT UP
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Another Dramione, written by me: Being Eligible or...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7870890/1/Being_Eligible_or_Being_Married
Summary: ”I am not looking at her chest rise and fall but the barman is. Bastard.” Stood up by his best friend, Draco’s drinking in a bar when a certain Granger walks in, wearing the smallest dress in her wardrobe. Seems like she’s looking for her AWOL husband.
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She blows at that stray...
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Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
friend: what songs should i listen to by them
me: well you should start with their first demos to see where they came from you know then they have a couple eps and the first album is really great oh and there's the acoustic sessions for that cd and then the second album the live dvd the song they did for that movie soundtrack the third album their "pop goes" covers are really good too but i mean look up this one date on youtube because they played that one song live and it made me wanna cry it was so perfect their concert is coming up we should go they're really good and they're putting out a new music video soon you should watch it holy fuck its gonna be so great oh and then there's this video of them playing for the first time in high school here i found a picture of them from 06 omg look how young they were thats so weird hey where'd you go
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Overheard this conversation on the bus.
Guy 1: Fancy some skyrimming tonight?
Guy 2: Excuse me?
Guy 1: You know, after football training.
Guy 2: ...What?
Guy 1: Why not? My dad set up all my stuff last night?
Guy 2: OH MY GOD, WHAT STUFF?
Guy 1: Like on my computer. Got a new mic too.
Guy 2: ...YOU WANT ME TO RIM YOU AFTER FOOTBALL TRAINING AND YOU'RE GOING TO RECORD IT?
Guy 1: WHAT? NO. I SAID SKYRIMMING. SKYRIM.
Guy 2: OH, I SEE. Oh my god.
Guy 1: Pretty sure the girl behind us is laughing.
Me: I'M SORRY, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU BOTH.
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iamahugslut:
Gerard Way singing...